My Interview with Victor, the Caveman from GEICO

 


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Prior to the fifth inning of last night’s “rubber match” against the New York Yankees I got to sit down and do a short 1-on-1 interview with an Cleo award winning icon.  No, it was not actress Kate Hudson, but it was someone we have gotten to know and have enjoyed watching for their lighthearted humor in their  classic television commercials. I  had the honor to take about five minutes with Victor,the Caveman and we chatted in the newly painted vibrant orange Checker’s Bullpen Cafe  during the top of the inning about life, art and the constant similarities of fame and recognition (or that was the idea).

Rays Renegade: Victor, thank you for taking the time during  this thrilling game tonight to chat with me. It is amazing that you can give me some of your valuable time today to chat here in this great setting just off the Rays Bullpen area. So what do you think of the Rays home? It does have some wild things about it.

Victor:   First off, let me thank the Tampa Bay Rays and their cowbell wielding fans for the opportunity to take in such a great game environment and check out this techno 1970’s style indoor stadium. It is amazing that it is always 72 degrees in this white dome. And it has a Teflon coating like the paint on my Corvette, and you can see the  bright sunlight through the top. Simply Amazing! But why is it tilted? Did someone not put a firm foundation in one end?

Rays Renegade:  Well, Victor, thank you for that. It is our home, even with it imperfections. It is actually a economic factor put into the original design of  6.5 degree tilt in the building to recoup some of the construction and decreases the volume of air under the dome by 16.8 million cubic feet by taking a lean towards the outfield fences. It is said to save massive amount of energy and electric because of the funky shape. Plus this structure is built to withstand winds up to 115 mph during a hurricane

Victor:  Hey, I dig funky man, but this place is just insane with the catwalks and the Rays tank, and even that guy in the Centerfield Street crashing through the building by the taco stand. Speaking of funky, you ever see me dance moves video. Classic Jazz hands moves man, you would love it! Oh, and check out that video of me on “the View” with the ladies. Whoopie was loving me that day.

Rays Renegade: Uh, yeah. The Rays Touch Tank is actually in conjunction with the Florida Aquarium over in Tampa to let kids and adults get the joy of petting over 20 real live cownose rays without fear of the bards or shuffling your feet in the sand. I am surprised they did not let you up into the catwalks during BP to just survey the place from a different angle? You know the center bottom of the cupola is about 225 feet above the playing surface.


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Victor:  Dude, that was not going to be in the cards. I am not the kind of guy to go swinging up in the rafters. Man is meant to be on terra firma, not up in the fabricated steel of a lop-sided building. But anyways, did you see those fake and negative drawings on the wall at the Outback Steakhouse over in the Third Base Food Court?


Rays Renegade:
What are you talking about? I thought those were Aborigines drawing depicting life in the Australian outback country. Do they have a negative imagery we do not know about? and why do you know that again? Come on Victor, you know something here.


Victor:
First of all, just because I have long hair and a beard doesn’t make me out to be a scientist or master in the ways of archeology here. I put in my long hours at the salt mines working just like the rest of Tampa Bay.  And by the way, I am a practicing Paleolithic investigator that specializes in the art and culture of the “wild men” theory brought about in the 17th Century by Thomas Hobbes. I dig his theory on materialism.

Rays Renegade: Oh, you mean the British philosopher Thomas Hobbes. I never knew that the art of philosophy can bring about a job description, but I guess anything is possible. So you dabble in the fine arts and ancient cave drawing? How is it you got to know a thing or two about that Era of life?


Victor:
What is with the sarcasm there buddy! Hey, I am someone who is investigating the meaning of life “without civilization” that Hobbes taught back about the time of the English Civil War in 1642.  That during the Middle Ages these “wild men” were often unshaven and grew massive beards and long hair to define who they were in society.  And that their unusual appearance led to them wielding sticks and club for protection and their survival in cave dwelling was for safety, not pleasure. It was a dark time to be different.


Rays Renegade
:  Sorry, did not mean to rattle your cage about your ancestry. But what about those drawing in the Outback booth again? And why do they seem so “fake” or unoriginal to you?


Victor:
Not meaning to be so over dramatic, but that old commercial series we did for such a long time will not die. And I have spawned some trust and security issues because of it. Again, thank you for not asking about that advertising part of my life.
Okay, the drawing are really not badly racial or utterly fake in nature, they just portray the “corporate” settlers of the region eating Blooming Onions and Steak N ‘Srooms instead of cooking and killing their prey like their ancestors. It is another example of this advertising mumbo jumbo to look like an authentic ritual drawing that is basically a subconscious advertising tool by the corporation that spawned the Outback name. It is a symbolic drawing of people eating……..fast food.


Rays Renegade:
  Wow! I usually come to a baseball game to watch history unfold, not explore the deep. dark secret of Corporate America.  I guess I will look at that wall a bit differently from now on. Thank you for that. So, have you been around this area before?


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Victor:  Well, I had distant relatives who lived here a long time ago and spoke highly about the seafood and the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico, but this is my first time outside my area of the country. Back where I live, we do not get these balmy days with a shower in the afternoon and evenings.  It actually has been a wild time seeing a sunset to the west, and a lightning storm to the east. Amazing stuff, and you guys hide beneath a dome from it all.

Rays Renegade:  Okay.  That is a whole ball of wax in itself. The “Dome or no Dome theories”. With all of that in mind. Victor where do you cal home, you know lay your head at night and look up at the stars and dream?


Victor:
  Oh, there is that sarcastic wit I was told about with you. Are you trying to imply that I was born in a cave somewhere amongst the Catskill Mountains of New York or that I am a descendant someone in the hills of Kentucky or Tennessee, or that I have a striking similarity to some of the fans here tonight wearing pinstripes?


Rays Renegade:
No, that is not my intention, but since you brought it up, you are not from the region of New York or New Jersey then?  You strike me more as a guy from South Philly, maybe even from Chinatown. So where does Victor call home?

Victor: I live in the metropolis of New York City, but I am not a guy who lives in the Bronx, Brooklyn or even Queens. Because of the  continuing success of the advertising campaign and their residual checks, I can afford to live life to the fullest. Why don’t you just call me a Soho kind of guy, you know the bohemian, the relic, the “caveman”.  I live on the Lower East side, but I am a closet Mets fan.

Rays Renegade:  Man, chill. I am just seeking the truth, nothing else.  I just felt that you were hiding something from us here. The truth shall set you free Victor. Dude why are you seeming so paranoid right now? Do you feel like someone is watching you?
Oh My Gosh. Dude, you are on camera right now on the Jumbotron. So with this I have to ask, have you even won anything at a sporting event before tonight?


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And at that defining moment, the Interview was definitely over for the night. Not because Victor or myself were totally at odds with each other with our questions and answers, but as he had just looked up after my last statement and he saw he was nightly winner of the “GEICO Fan of the Game”.

And with that he went a bit hyper on me and began to run  around the Cafe area towards the playing field and he eventually flew over the 3 foot blue wall and streaked towards the GEICO advertisement in rightfield. At that point he flung his fists in rage at the plastic  GEICO sign covering the outfield wall and fell to the turf in a heap of frustration and defeat before security began to storm towards him.

It seems that the pressures of being both a caveman and a celebrity had done its part on him tonight. As the security guards took a hold of him and were  physically dragging him from the field all I could hear him mutter over and over again was the phrase “Why could they have not just stayed with the animal theme. Why us!”

So as they lead him off the field and towards a holding cell deep under the cavernous walls of Tropicana Field I wonder what would become of Victor. As he came off the field you could notice a distinctive change in his appearance and in his demeanor. He spoke briefly of the demons and resentments within him, but was this a cry for help, or a reassurance of the way his people have been singled out in recent years.


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He had become more primal, more like, a caveman. And it was a pity. I still had a few interesting questions on his local appearances in this area, and what is in his immediate future. But for right now the future might be a little chat with the fine uniformed members of the St. Petersburg Police Department,and the Rays management team, then depending on the outcome of that chat, maybe a short ride to another location.

I hope to some day get a post-incident interview with him to talk about the event and clear the air once and for all about the unusual behavior that bared more resemblance to his ancestors than he ever imagined. There was so much more to him than just that short interview. The commercials only show a small side of his people and their struggle for acceptance within our society. For Victor right now, life is more like a reality show set to a Sit-Com soundtrack instead of living large and in charge.


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17 Comments

Ken,
Yeah decided the public needed to know a little smattering of facts, but it was a great time.
I wish I could get some residual checks from my website, but it will take 5 years to get $ 10.
But it is worth the 5/month to keep it going.
Sorry to disappoint you, but this Hobbes is a master of the weird and unusual back in the 17th Century, but he could be a relative. lol

Rays Renegade

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Cliff,

That is an awesome posting!!! Great info about the Trop (I saw the building in 1992 and wondered about the weird slant). So when do your residual checks show up for the free ad references.

Also, you mentioned Hobbes, but I didn’t see Calvin mentioned anywhere. Was he in the transmogrifyer again??

Ken

I bet Victor is getting some nice checks. I never expected the GEICO campaign to last more than a TV season, but it’s still with us, like the Aflac duck. Good interview, Renegade. Love the way you sprinkled in fun facts about the Trop/Rays.

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Jane,
I thought you would have more fun with the East side of NYC and closet Met fan.
It was pretty fun.
I really hope that Rays vision can get me a copy of that taping.
It was so funny at the timer, and seems better by the moment now.

Rays Renegade

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Oh man, what a riot! I agree w/ Ken, getcho money, RR! Great interview… felt so easy even a caveman could do it! My favorite part is the simple idea that a caveman has such a common, normal name like Victor. I’d assume it’d be something more like “Arggggh”.
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Jeff,
I did not ask his last name, maybe it was argggg.
Hey, sometimes you step to the plate and hit a triple, sometimes you get a bloop single.
Either way you are on base.
I just wish I could get an interview like that more often.

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My name is Brad Stewart and I’m the executive editor of Fan Huddle, a new sports media website launching this fall. We’re currently looking for a Rays writer and think you may be a good fit. Please let me know if you are interested in learning more by shooting me an email at bstewart [at] fanhuddle [dot] com.
Thanks for your time,
Brad Stewart
President – Front Office Sports Enterprise
Executive Editor – Fan Huddle

hahaha thats hilarious. i love those commercials. i wish that sitcom would have caught on because the cavemen are hilarious. i hope he wasnt the geico fan of the game, that woulda ticked him off

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Brad,
I will send you an email on Monday.
I want to take the weekend off and just focus on baseball.
After that, we will chat.

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Peas,
He was the GEICO Fan of the Game.
It was actually a pretty pleasant interview.
I just could not include some of the jokes he was telling at the table.
Funny, but not baseball related.
I never saw many of the sit-com episodes, but I an searching the web to try and find them as we speak to check them out for myself.
Maybe Hulu.com has them?

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Cliff – GREAT interview!!! I love the GEICO Caveman!!!

Julia
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Julia,
I was hoping to also have a Interview this weekend with Chris Daughtry.
Well, I arranged it through a friend of a friend kind of contact, and we sat down for 10 minutes at the Vinoy.
We chatted about a few things and I made sure the mini tape recorder was on.
Well, after the interview I was going to take the tape and leave it in the car so I did not damage it at the game or lose it.
Well, my roommates kids had destroyed the taps that was in it, so the Interview was for not.
Worst thing is, I am going to have to try and get a hold of him via the record company and hope he will do a phone interview between concerts some day.

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Thanks for posting great pix of my friend, Dan, the security game. He was told someone had uploaded a video of the whole scene online. Anyone???
Spiky Sandy

Sandy,
There is not a video yet.
I am trying to get someone from Rays vision, who does the in-game production to get me a copy of it so I can get it out here.
Or they can upload it and not have to worry about copyrights or infringements.
I guess it is still a “WORK IN PROGRESS” right now.
If I get it, I will tell Murph so we can get it recorded and ready for the Security Christmas party………..lol

Rays Renegade

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That happened to be Dan’s last night doing security, as he’s taken a leave of absence. He was married Friday night to his fiancee, Dawn. It was a beautiful event.

A fan who sits out in the outfield said that it was uploaded before Dan could catch his breath. I couldn’t find it by Googling it or looking on YouTube.
Spiky Sandy

Sandy,
I will do some searching on the web tonight and see if I can find that video.
I had photos up within a minute after they were off the field since I carry my laptop to games, but I did not have a video.
I will see what I can do.

Rays Renegade

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You must have been the one Dan was talking to then. I think he assumed you had the video. Thanks so much for looking and, hopefully, we’ll see the video.
Spiky Sandy

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